Welcome to Room 603 of the Hotel Tiziano. Room 603 is a mystery in and of itself. The 603 is not even located on a real floor. Halfway up the stairs to Floor One where rooms 100-200 are located, you will find our room at the end of a hallway in a little alcove all by itself. I'm pretty sure Harry Potter's cupboard under the stairs was located here, as was the wardrobe from Narnia. Why is it number 603 you may ask? We have no idea, and that is just one of the paradoxes surrounding our room we lovingly address as The Orphanage.
The Residents of the Orphanage are as follows:
1.Catalina Zalduendo, otherwise known as Cat Daddy, Tumblina, and/or Molly (the orphan that still believes in Santa Claus).
2.Erin Rocks Cole. She gives us Vitamin C before bed and refuses to push her bed away from Catalinas.
3. Morgan Carroll, who now is under a strict 5 o'clock curfew established by the other orphans.
4. Jerry Maguire the rhinoceros.
5. Julius Caesar, the ghost that lives in my wall and enjoys knocking by my head and scratching to get out and attack every morning.
6. Orphan Me.
Fun Facts:
- White Houses is our theme song, because a Vanessa Carlton ballad cannot be topped. We also like to jam to Celine and look up/sing the top karaoke songs of all time at one in the morning, because orphans sing through their hard knock lives.
- Since our arrival we have been through almost eight bottles of wine and the jug. If that isn't impressive I don't know what is.
- We have started Beauty and the Beast three times and have yet to get past the Be Our Guest Song.
and that's the update. Currenlty all of the other orphans are at an opera about a man who loses his nose and just sings "nose. nose. nose." for two hours straight, so I am home alone and scared because Julius Caesar is once again trying to escape and all I want to do is play Kings Cup with my orphans.
...I couldn't make any of this up if I tried.
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